Kendall Jenner, one of our nation’s foremost wearers of bikinis, has done it again. She has figured out another way to wear a bikini. Thank you, Kendall, for all that you do and all that you are.
The model, who has posed in countless swimwear items without ever once seeming to go swimming (it’s called fashion! hello!), stars in a new campaign for the designer retail outlet FWRD, showcasing Kendall’s Edit of au courant two-pieces.
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Her “hot-weather hues” edit includes a plastic one-strapped fire engine red two-piece that is as skimpy as it is sold out, wraparound sunglasses, and earrings available for preorder. If you wanted to buy the bikini, it would be $350, but you can’t, because again, it is sold out. Good on Kenny!
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Also of note is the “sultry summer nights” edit, featuring a twisty brown bikini that’ll cost you just north of $500 for the top and bottom, which are sold separately. The top uses a mesh (or maybe flesh-colored?) panel to create a peekaboo effect on your underboob, in case that’s something you want to do with your body. It’s almost sold out too, so run, don’t walk. You’re supposed to wear it with $550 Bottega Veneta earrings, because why not? Exactly.
Jenner was recently the subject of speculation after fans noticed that though she was in France at the same time as her alleged bestie Hailey Bieber, the two seemingly didn’t hang out, prompting rumors of a feud. But Bieber was smart enough to put the kibosh on that right away, having learned her lesson from all that Selena drama. The 818 Tequila spokeswoman is also keeping it drama-free with Bad Bunny, her alleged boyfriend. Yes, it appears that Kendall Jenner wants our attention not on her personal life but where it should be: on her bra, or lack thereof. These are not nipple pasties. I repeat: These were not nipple pasties.
